Welcome to “Not Me Monday”! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can not head over to http://www.mycharmingkids. to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not start to say “Thank you for calling Lan-Chester Sheds this is Kate, How can I help you”? While I was working at the store on Sunday. Nope not me. I would never let my mind wander from the present moment and and I most definitely would not get my jobs mixed up with each other. I would not be wishing to be there than at the store.Nope not me!

I did not call my job the store because I did not recently find out that you can not be fired for saying their name over the Internet. I do not think that is absolutely lame. I do not feel that I would be promoting the store by doing it and as long as I say horrible things about it than it should not matter to them. Do not go-figure.

I am not contemplating saying the next time someone asks me to remember something that, that something “It’s stuck in my head somewhere”. I did not get that from Justin while I asked him if he remembered his lunch number. He did not hem and haw for a few minutes and look at me to finally say “It’s stuck in my head somewhere”. Instead of helping him remember it, I did not just tell him the number while I was not laughing so hard I was not crying.

I am not up at 3:30 in the morning writing this because I did not check MckMama’s site again today and did not see that she was not going to do a “Not Me Monday” this week. I do not check her blog 5-6 times a day to see if something new has not been posted. I do not get that obsessed with her writing. I am not glad that she has so many followers that she could possibly know how many time I visit her site looking for up dates. I f there was a way of tracking that than I would not be afraid she might think I was stalking her.

I am not going to go back to sleep in my sons bed because he did not climb up in my bed which is not what woke me up. He is not sprawled out all over my side of the bed. Even though he is six I do not think it is so cute to have a sleepy eyed child come staggering in my room to crawl into bed with us.

Well the rest of my Not me Monday is not “stuck in my head somewhere” and I am not going to try harder to find it for next week. I do not hope that you have an absolutely fabulous week .

Thanks for not reading :-D