Welcome to “Not Me Monday”! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can not head over to http://www.mycharmingkids. to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not start to say “Thank you for calling Lan-Chester Sheds this is Kate, How can I help you”? While I was working at the store on Sunday. Nope not me. I would never let my mind wander from the present moment and and I most definitely would not get my jobs mixed up with each other. I would not be wishing to be there than at the store.Nope not me!

I did not call my job the store because I did not recently find out that you can not be fired for saying their name over the Internet. I do not think that is absolutely lame. I do not feel that I would be promoting the store by doing it and as long as I say horrible things about it than it should not matter to them. Do not go-figure.

I am not contemplating saying the next time someone asks me to remember something that, that something “It’s stuck in my head somewhere”. I did not get that from Justin while I asked him if he remembered his lunch number. He did not hem and haw for a few minutes and look at me to finally say “It’s stuck in my head somewhere”. Instead of helping him remember it, I did not just tell him the number while I was not laughing so hard I was not crying.

I am not up at 3:30 in the morning writing this because I did not check MckMama’s site again today and did not see that she was not going to do a “Not Me Monday” this week. I do not check her blog 5-6 times a day to see if something new has not been posted. I do not get that obsessed with her writing. I am not glad that she has so many followers that she could possibly know how many time I visit her site looking for up dates. I f there was a way of tracking that than I would not be afraid she might think I was stalking her.

I am not going to go back to sleep in my sons bed because he did not climb up in my bed which is not what woke me up. He is not sprawled out all over my side of the bed. Even though he is six I do not think it is so cute to have a sleepy eyed child come staggering in my room to crawl into bed with us.

Well the rest of my Not me Monday is not “stuck in my head somewhere” and I am not going to try harder to find it for next week. I do not hope that you have an absolutely fabulous week .

Thanks for not reading :-D

Friendships

Once there was a great beautiful pond although so beautiful, no frogs were ever in it, until one day
a handsome prince stopped by.

He looked and he looked and to his own eyes disbelief, there swam a single frog.

He tried with all him might to catch that single frog with his hands.He said to himself "this is just to hard".

Alas he jumped in after the frog and the frog swam right up to him.

She was the most beautiful frog the prince had ever seen.

A friendship quickly formed and the afternoon was filled with fun and laughter.

They jumped in the pond together swimming to the bottom of the pond looking for lost treasures,

and had contests to see who could swim the fastest.

After a fun filled time in the beautiful pond, Frog was getting tired. Frog and the handsome prince sat down together.

The prince told Frog some amazing stories about how he was once a Jedi and now he was Spider Boy saving the world from certain doom.

The handsome prince showed Frog how to do all the coolest tricks that can be done it the water.

After all that fun at the pond the prince wanted to show the king and queen his new friend and tell them about his day. So the prince and Frog set out for the castle.

After seeing that the king and queen were very delighted to see Frog, the prince asked if he could keep his new friend.

The queen explained that Frog needed to be able to rome free and needed to get back to her family because they were going to worry and miss her if she did not return.

Knowing that this friendship with frog would stay close to his heart, the handsome prince set off across a large rocky plain in search of a grassy paradise were Frog would be happy and she would alway be near the beautiful pond.

After finding the most spacious spot, the handsome prince said goodbye and said he hoped to see her again real soon. The prince then put Frog down so she could return home.

Wishing his time together with Frog had not gone bye so fast, the handsome prince sadly walked away.

Remembering that the Queen and King had told him that just maybe he would see his friend another day and even meet some new ones,

the handsome prince was off to a world in danger of loosing penutbutter and jelly sandwiches forever to a four legged bandit

The End.

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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

We did not spend a total of 3 days doing Justins 18 pages of homework. I am not at all upset that his teacher gave him that much, and I am not considering talking to the teacher about it. I would never step one any teachers toes because they have requirements to meet. Nope not me.

As I sat with Justin doing his homework He did not have to finish a question like, Do you like the ______? Justin did not finish it with stars. He also did not proceed to draw a picture of the stars and the Little Dipper and the Big Dipper. I did not ask him if he knew what the Milky Way looked like and he did not say "no, but i know what the cup looks like". I did not watch him draw the cup and ask him what the cup was for. He did not reply " For the milk it fell out". I did not think my son was absolutly brilliant at that moment. Again,not me !

I did not laugh really hard at Kenny wishing I had my camera handy. This morning he was not twisted upside down on his head trying to open the back hatch of our van. I did not find really nice dressers on craigslist that were not originaly bought at Target. We are not going to stop living out af laundry baskets because of these dessers. We are always 100% organized and would never do such a thing.

As we were not house/pet sitting my son did not run to the girls room happily saying that he wants to play Barbies. He is not at all board with all of his toys so much that he looks forward to playing with girl toys. Not my son

I did not miss Jess and Garrs new house the minute I walked into my apartment. I did not feel squished in my kitchen as i made lunch for the girls and Justin. I would never rent a place that has a hole in the wall for a kitchen. Nope never me.

I did not knowingly post this Not Me Monday on Tuesday.

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